Scorpio
Scorpio is the Tila Tequila of the zodiac: naughty, horny, and always offering up more hysterical drama than you can shake a loaded camera at. In medical astrology, Scorpio reigns over the perineum, the dangerous point of intersection between the genitals and the anus, the dirtiest of all of our taboo-icky-sexy-peepee-parts. Commensurate to their anatomical margins, Scorpio can be found where reality (poop) and sex (genitals) collide. Scorpio is instinctively tapped into those areas of our reality that we find abhorrent and scary: death, nail clippings, spittle, sex, colossal change, secrets, bodily excreta, boundaries, gaps, femininity, pain, and subtlety. In short, Scorpio is the archetype we associate with all things taboo. She is our most devious incarnations. She is constantly rubbing up against the boundaries of social propriety until, like the genitals the scorpion presides over, they explode.
